Update: Happy April Fools from LowEndBox!
Wondered what Chief has been up to lately? Under the orders of our beloved Supreme Leader Chief: DrMike, from NuKeVPS, has sent in this exclusive offer located in Pyongyang, North Korea (for now).
32MB Warhead
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NuKeVPS have never been featured before, so welcome to LowEndBox! Let’s hope you’re still ‘around’ in a few months, so that you can send in more offers. DrMike, informs us that one of their primed nuclear weapons computer wasn’t using much of it’s resources, so they have decided to sell some vps off of it to help pay. Due to this, we are unsure where your server will be in the next few weeks or even if it will still exist. I’ve had a quick google, and reviews seem to be excellent for this provider. You can see their NOC in the picture above.
NuKeVPS accepts payment via your local Korean embassy. Refunds are not offered, but NuKeVPS can put your house on a list of places to bomb if you’re not happy. The only operating system available is Red Star OS. Anything which is considered not to be anti-american, anti-japanese or anti-southkorean is not allowed on these servers.
Network Information:
Test IPv4: 175.45.177.217
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Got one! :D
They also provide a Somali VPS as addition :)
Excellent Provider.
金将军万岁思密达！
思密达思密达思密达思密达思密达思密达思密达思密达思密达思密达思密达思密达思密达思密达
主体思想万岁思密达！
亚麻带亚麻带
If anyone has any sale questions, contact me.
Sir,
I just want to buy VPS, why used DHL mail me 32 warhead.
4.1,HA HA …….
what day is it today :P
Chief is the boss. Long live LowEndBox! Long live Supreme Leader Chief!
Happy April fools’ day!
You got me! I even try to do the payment! LOL
I’m in for one!
Not recommended period.
Ticket I.D?
ROFLOL
Our old friend DrMike?
Now, how to make an order? :p
I miss him in sme way :(
Yeah.. We do miss him, and maybe lot of old member here.
Happy April fool’s Day! LEB rocks 思密达！
Haha, good one. :p
Happy April fool’s Day!
Dr. Mike Jong-il thank you for fast provision and kind words however it should be written somewhere at your site that connectivity work only inside North Korea. Any ETA when VPS will be accessible for outside world?
Never.
哈哈，金正日将军，一统江湖，千秋万代！
If you say “I love Kim Jong-un”,you will get one for free
I love Kim Jong-un, I love Kim Jong-un , I love Kim Jong-un.
plz give me 3 vps.
thank you.
I love Kim Jong-un.
I love Kim Jong-un.
I love Kim Jong-un.
I love Kim Jong-un.
I love Kim Jong-un.
I love Kim Jong-un.
I love Kim Jong-un.
Where are my vpses?
32mb memory how to use it for website ?
I’m in for one! ;) Happy April Fools Day!
Chris
Out of stock :(
Warning!!!!! We will bomb attack LEB!!!
Ha ha, Nuclear detected!
Excellent offer! Just got one for VPN, so that I can read the great leader’s story anywhere in the world.
traceroute to lowendbox.com (108.162.198.94), 30 hops max, 40 byte packets
1 175.45.177.194 (175.45.177.194) 1.157 ms * 0.796 ms
2 219.158.32.174 (219.158.32.174) 21.592 ms 21.550 ms 21.509 ms
3 219.158.29.50 (219.158.29.50) 21.464 ms 22.418 ms 22.317 ms
4 219.158.96.218 (219.158.96.218) 31.828 ms 31.298 ms 31.178 ms
5 219.158.11.34 (219.158.11.34) 42.001 ms 68.951 ms 72.006 ms
6 219.158.101.234 (219.158.101.234) 69.835 ms 68.561 ms 68.318 ms
7 219.158.22.201 (219.158.22.201) 100.123 ms 100.076 ms 100.027 ms
8 219.158.35.41 (219.158.35.41) 135.063 ms 154.258 ms 154.177 ms
9 202.97.50.206 (202.97.50.206) 145.699 ms 145.584 ms 145.387 ms
10 (202.97.34.62) 168.816 ms 168.761 ms 168.580 ms
11 118.84.3.1 (118.84.3.1) 194.430 ms 194.373 ms 194.264 ms
12 219.239.92.193 (219.239.92.193) 201.212 ms 200.878 ms 200.832 ms
13 58.19.arpa.hb.cnc.cn (58.19.112.241) 231.828 ms 231.790 ms 231.750 ms
14 58.19.arpa.hb.cnc.cn (58.19.112.9) 231.148 ms 230.294 ms 221.352 ms
15 219.158.99.197 (219.158.99.197) 244.279 ms 244.205 ms 244.153 ms
16 219.158.4.234 (219.158.4.234) 260.374 ms 260.324 ms 260.273 ms
17 219.158.97.70 (219.158.97.70) 264.026 ms 269.970 ms 269.923 ms
18 219.158.30.174 (219.158.30.174) 376.497 ms 376.381 ms 376.327 ms
19 xe-6-0-3.ar1.lax2.us.nlayer.net (69.31.127.133) 369.194 ms 369.149 ms 369.102 ms
20 * * ae1-80g.cr1.lax1.us.nlayer.net (69.31.127.129) 406.348 ms
21 ae1-50g.ar1.lax1.us.nlayer.net (69.31.127.138) 466.035 ms ae2-50g.ar1.lax1.us.nlayer.net (69.31.127.142) 480.320 ms 464.499 ms
22 as13335.xe-9-0-7.ar1.lax1.us.nlayer.net (69.31.127.62) 413.960 ms * *
23 108.162.198.94 (108.162.198.94) 464.162 ms 464.116 ms 464.071 ms
wget http://cachefly.cachefly.net/100mb.test
–2013-04-01 19:49:02– http://cachefly.cachefly.net/100mb.test
Resolving cachefly.cachefly.net… 204.93.150.151
Connecting to cachefly.cachefly.net|204.93.150.151|:80… connected.
HTTP request sent, awaiting response… 200 OK
Length: 104857600 (100M) [application/octet-stream]
Saving to: `100mb.test’
21% [=======> ] 22,208,156 326K/s eta 2m 55s
dd if=/dev/zero of=test bs=64k count=4k oflag=dsync
4096+0 records in
4096+0 records out
268435456 bytes (268 MB) copied, 26.7437 seconds, 10.0 MB/s
Great joke, but nukevps.com actually exists and is selling product….
Tyrants!
Our NukeVPS is our lifeline and will never be traded even for a billion bytes.
If you see at the post tags, it’s actually NukeVPS.com.kp
Pyongyang, North Korea, 4 Nuclear Cores…
HA HA HA HA HA HA!
丝密达！
威武！！！！！！！
good offer
great leader
ha ha ha ha ha ha
Bought two.
I wanted to buy VPS at LowEndBox but ended up at LowEndBomb instead.
Guess I should take a little rest…
You can’t use up 50GB with 100kbps
Bad provider bad deal
Love it, nice one guys!
Is it bad that I tried to order?
Yes.
Hahahah awesome ! XD
WTF… I read the offer until the end…. forgot about april’s fool ….
GEEZ….
Yawn.
Much better than services offered by imperialist American pigs
This host is excellent! But I have one issue.
The VPSes have no CPU.
Hehehehhe. Nice. :-)
funny as hell
agree
All hail leader chief..
I am extremely lucky to get one with /16 ipv4 address.
Thanks for the offer.
Just got me one. Nice offer, fast Asian connection and great disk I/O, and they assigned me a whole 192.168.1.0/24 :)
I would call this ‘bulletproof’ but I fear the hardware might not be up to spec ;P
One awesome offer, signing up on the double!!
我想问的是怎么支付？
貌似要亲自交到大使馆……
我是来看评论，好欢乐！！！
I am also speechless