10. If nature calls while you wait, it’s not a Wal-mart bathroom answering.
9. No awkward discussions about politics, Martians, or the lizard men that secretly run everything at 1am with strangers standing in line next to you.
8. You can stay seated the whole time. Heck, you can even lay down. Naked, if you want.
7. No one ever caught COVID-19 from LowEndBox.
6. You can get a pizza delivered and eat it while shopping at LowEndBox.
5. No need to burn data. Go ahead, stream Netflix while you shop!
4. There’s weather and other icky stuff out there.
3. The warm holiday glow that is rekindled this special time of year won’t be blown up by some JERK in his mother-bleeping SUV who SELFISHLY took the last @#-^@!$! parking spot in the WHOLE DAMN PARKING LOT!!!1!!
2. You don’t need to mask up.
1. They don’t even sell VPSes at Wal-mart.
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