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NuKeVPS – ₩7 32MB Virtuzzo VPS in Pyongyang, North Korea (for now)

Tags: , , , Date/Time: April 1, 2013 @ 10:15 am, by Liam

Update: Happy April Fools from LowEndBox!

542954_10150669274622869_239075682868_9528989_1237909249_nWondered what Chief has been up to lately? Under the orders of our beloved Supreme Leader Chief: DrMike, from NuKeVPS, has sent in this exclusive offer located in Pyongyang, North Korea (for now).

32MB Warhead

  • 250MB SSD DiskSpace
  • 32MB ‘Mad’ Memory
  • 4 Nuclear Cores
  • 50GB Satellite Bandwidth
  • 100Kbps Port Speed
  • /24 of IPv4 Addresses
  • Virtuozzo/Cracked SolusVM
  • Coupon: I<3SUPREMELEADERCHIEF
  • ₩7/Until detonation | Order Link

NuKeVPS have never been featured before, so welcome to LowEndBox! Let’s hope you’re still ‘around’ in a few months, so that you can send in more offers. DrMike, informs us that one of their primed nuclear weapons computer wasn’t using much of it’s resources, so they have decided to sell some vps off of it to help pay. Due to this, we are unsure where your server will be in the next few weeks or even if it will still exist. I’ve had a quick google, and reviews seem to be excellent for this provider. You can see their NOC in the picture above.

NuKeVPS accepts payment via your local Korean embassy. Refunds are not offered, but NuKeVPS can put your house on a list of places to bomb if you’re not happy. The only operating system available is Red Star OS. Anything which is considered not to be anti-american, anti-japanese or anti-southkorean is not allowed on these servers.

Network Information:

Test IPv4: 175.45.177.217

67 Comments

  1. mh:

    Got one! :D

    April 1, 2013 @ 10:25 am | Reply
  2. Lucas:

    They also provide a Somali VPS as addition :)

    April 1, 2013 @ 10:26 am | Reply
  3. Colonel Gaddafi:

    Excellent Provider.

    April 1, 2013 @ 10:32 am | Reply
  4. newspy:

    金将军万岁思密达!

    April 1, 2013 @ 10:34 am | Reply
  5. Dr Mike:

    If anyone has any sale questions, contact me.

    April 1, 2013 @ 10:34 am | Reply
    • Sir,

      I just want to buy VPS, why used DHL mail me 32 warhead.

      April 1, 2013 @ 2:12 pm | Reply
  6. 4.1,HA HA …….

    April 1, 2013 @ 10:37 am | Reply
  7. zhicheng:

    what day is it today :P

    April 1, 2013 @ 10:41 am | Reply
  8. Dennis Rodman:

    Chief is the boss. Long live LowEndBox! Long live Supreme Leader Chief!

    April 1, 2013 @ 10:41 am | Reply
  9. Tianyi:

    Happy April fools’ day!

    You got me! I even try to do the payment! LOL

    April 1, 2013 @ 10:43 am | Reply
  10. aiur:

    I’m in for one!

    April 1, 2013 @ 10:48 am | Reply
  11. President Barack Obama:

    Not recommended period.

    April 1, 2013 @ 10:55 am | Reply
  12. Our old friend DrMike?
    Now, how to make an order? :p

    April 1, 2013 @ 11:20 am | Reply
  13. Happy April fool’s Day! LEB rocks 思密达!

    April 1, 2013 @ 11:28 am | Reply
  14. Haha, good one. :p

    April 1, 2013 @ 11:46 am | Reply
  15. Noerman:

    Happy April fool’s Day!

    April 1, 2013 @ 11:49 am | Reply
  16. Spirit:

    Dr. Mike Jong-il thank you for fast provision and kind words however it should be written somewhere at your site that connectivity work only inside North Korea. Any ETA when VPS will be accessible for outside world?

    April 1, 2013 @ 12:02 pm | Reply
  17. 哈哈,金正日将军,一统江湖,千秋万代!

    April 1, 2013 @ 12:35 pm | Reply
  18. If you say “I love Kim Jong-un”,you will get one for free

    April 1, 2013 @ 12:54 pm | Reply
    • I love Kim Jong-un, I love Kim Jong-un , I love Kim Jong-un.

      plz give me 3 vps.

      thank you.

      April 1, 2013 @ 2:15 pm | Reply
    • I love Kim Jong-un.
      I love Kim Jong-un.
      I love Kim Jong-un.
      I love Kim Jong-un.
      I love Kim Jong-un.
      I love Kim Jong-un.
      I love Kim Jong-un.

      Where are my vpses?

      April 4, 2013 @ 1:58 am | Reply
  19. Anar:

    32mb memory how to use it for website ?

    April 1, 2013 @ 1:08 pm | Reply
  20. I’m in for one! ;) Happy April Fools Day!

    Chris

    April 1, 2013 @ 1:50 pm | Reply
  21. Out of stock :(

    April 1, 2013 @ 2:00 pm | Reply
  22. Warning!!!!! We will bomb attack LEB!!!

    April 1, 2013 @ 2:01 pm | Reply
  23. Ha ha, Nuclear detected!

    April 1, 2013 @ 2:16 pm | Reply
  24. Excellent offer! Just got one for VPN, so that I can read the great leader’s story anywhere in the world.

    April 1, 2013 @ 2:23 pm | Reply
    • traceroute to lowendbox.com (108.162.198.94), 30 hops max, 40 byte packets
      1 175.45.177.194 (175.45.177.194) 1.157 ms * 0.796 ms
      2 219.158.32.174 (219.158.32.174) 21.592 ms 21.550 ms 21.509 ms
      3 219.158.29.50 (219.158.29.50) 21.464 ms 22.418 ms 22.317 ms
      4 219.158.96.218 (219.158.96.218) 31.828 ms 31.298 ms 31.178 ms
      5 219.158.11.34 (219.158.11.34) 42.001 ms 68.951 ms 72.006 ms
      6 219.158.101.234 (219.158.101.234) 69.835 ms 68.561 ms 68.318 ms
      7 219.158.22.201 (219.158.22.201) 100.123 ms 100.076 ms 100.027 ms
      8 219.158.35.41 (219.158.35.41) 135.063 ms 154.258 ms 154.177 ms
      9 202.97.50.206 (202.97.50.206) 145.699 ms 145.584 ms 145.387 ms
      10 (202.97.34.62) 168.816 ms 168.761 ms 168.580 ms
      11 118.84.3.1 (118.84.3.1) 194.430 ms 194.373 ms 194.264 ms
      12 219.239.92.193 (219.239.92.193) 201.212 ms 200.878 ms 200.832 ms
      13 58.19.arpa.hb.cnc.cn (58.19.112.241) 231.828 ms 231.790 ms 231.750 ms
      14 58.19.arpa.hb.cnc.cn (58.19.112.9) 231.148 ms 230.294 ms 221.352 ms
      15 219.158.99.197 (219.158.99.197) 244.279 ms 244.205 ms 244.153 ms
      16 219.158.4.234 (219.158.4.234) 260.374 ms 260.324 ms 260.273 ms
      17 219.158.97.70 (219.158.97.70) 264.026 ms 269.970 ms 269.923 ms
      18 219.158.30.174 (219.158.30.174) 376.497 ms 376.381 ms 376.327 ms
      19 xe-6-0-3.ar1.lax2.us.nlayer.net (69.31.127.133) 369.194 ms 369.149 ms 369.102 ms
      20 * * ae1-80g.cr1.lax1.us.nlayer.net (69.31.127.129) 406.348 ms
      21 ae1-50g.ar1.lax1.us.nlayer.net (69.31.127.138) 466.035 ms ae2-50g.ar1.lax1.us.nlayer.net (69.31.127.142) 480.320 ms 464.499 ms
      22 as13335.xe-9-0-7.ar1.lax1.us.nlayer.net (69.31.127.62) 413.960 ms * *
      23 108.162.198.94 (108.162.198.94) 464.162 ms 464.116 ms 464.071 ms

      wget http://cachefly.cachefly.net/100mb.test
      –2013-04-01 19:49:02– http://cachefly.cachefly.net/100mb.test
      Resolving cachefly.cachefly.net… 204.93.150.151
      Connecting to cachefly.cachefly.net|204.93.150.151|:80… connected.
      HTTP request sent, awaiting response… 200 OK
      Length: 104857600 (100M) [application/octet-stream]
      Saving to: `100mb.test’

      21% [=======> ] 22,208,156 326K/s eta 2m 55s

      dd if=/dev/zero of=test bs=64k count=4k oflag=dsync
      4096+0 records in
      4096+0 records out
      268435456 bytes (268 MB) copied, 26.7437 seconds, 10.0 MB/s

      April 1, 2013 @ 2:53 pm | Reply
  25. Great joke, but nukevps.com actually exists and is selling product….

    April 1, 2013 @ 2:37 pm | Reply
    • Dr Mike:

      Tyrants!

      April 1, 2013 @ 2:40 pm | Reply
    • don:

      Our NukeVPS is our lifeline and will never be traded even for a billion bytes.

      April 1, 2013 @ 3:09 pm | Reply
    • If you see at the post tags, it’s actually NukeVPS.com.kp

      April 2, 2013 @ 3:06 am | Reply
  26. changhefirst:

    Pyongyang, North Korea, 4 Nuclear Cores…

    HA HA HA HA HA HA!

    丝密达!

    April 1, 2013 @ 2:53 pm | Reply
  27. 威武!!!!!!!

    April 1, 2013 @ 3:42 pm | Reply
  28. good offer

    great leader

    April 1, 2013 @ 4:38 pm | Reply
  29. LordIrwin:

    ha ha ha ha ha ha

    April 1, 2013 @ 6:03 pm | Reply
  30. Bought two.

    April 1, 2013 @ 6:51 pm | Reply
  31. I wanted to buy VPS at LowEndBox but ended up at LowEndBomb instead.
    Guess I should take a little rest…

    April 1, 2013 @ 7:26 pm | Reply
  32. Jun:

    You can’t use up 50GB with 100kbps
    Bad provider bad deal

    April 1, 2013 @ 8:24 pm | Reply
  33. Ryan:

    Love it, nice one guys!

    April 1, 2013 @ 8:54 pm | Reply
  34. Adam:

    Is it bad that I tried to order?

    April 1, 2013 @ 8:55 pm | Reply
  35. Ian Lacerda:

    Hahahah awesome ! XD

    April 1, 2013 @ 9:14 pm | Reply
  36. Seraphin69:

    WTF… I read the offer until the end…. forgot about april’s fool ….
    GEEZ….

    April 1, 2013 @ 9:19 pm | Reply
  37. pub crawler:

    Yawn.

    April 1, 2013 @ 11:49 pm | Reply
  38. texteditor:

    Much better than services offered by imperialist American pigs

    April 2, 2013 @ 12:22 am | Reply
  39. Tux:

    This host is excellent! But I have one issue.

    The VPSes have no CPU.

    April 2, 2013 @ 1:09 am | Reply
  40. Craig:

    funny as hell

    April 2, 2013 @ 1:42 am | Reply
  41. All hail leader chief..

    April 2, 2013 @ 3:31 am | Reply
  42. smile93:

    I am extremely lucky to get one with /16 ipv4 address.

    Thanks for the offer.

    April 2, 2013 @ 4:22 am | Reply
  43. Just got me one. Nice offer, fast Asian connection and great disk I/O, and they assigned me a whole 192.168.1.0/24 :)

    April 2, 2013 @ 4:43 am | Reply
  44. Alux:

    I would call this ‘bulletproof’ but I fear the hardware might not be up to spec ;P

    April 2, 2013 @ 7:23 pm | Reply
  45. One awesome offer, signing up on the double!!

    April 2, 2013 @ 10:44 pm | Reply
  46. 我想问的是怎么支付?

    April 4, 2013 @ 10:32 am | Reply
    • sssppp:

      貌似要亲自交到大使馆……

      July 30, 2013 @ 6:04 pm | Reply
  47. 我是来看评论,好欢乐!!!

    April 10, 2013 @ 6:17 am | Reply
  48. I am also speechless

    September 15, 2017 @ 4:37 am | Reply

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